ATG day 10 anyhing you can do I can do better

these two are frenemies

sapphire: Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you

crumble: No, you can't

sapphire: Yes, I can

crumble: No, you can't

sapphire: Yes, I can

crumble: No, you can't

sapphire: Yes, I can, yes, I can

crumble: Anything you can be I can be greater, Sooner or later I'm greater than you

sapphire: No, you're not

crumble: Yes, I am

sapphire: No, you're not

crumble: Yes, I am

sapphire: No, you're not

crumble: Yes, I am, yes I am
 I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge

sapphire: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow

crumble: I can live on bread and cheese

sapphire: And only on that?

crumble: Yes

sapphire: So can a rat

crumble: Any note you can reach I can go higher

sapphire: I can sing anything higher than you

crumble: No, you can't

sapphire: Yes, I can

crumble: No, you can't

sapphire: Yes, I can

crumble: No, you can't

sapphire: Yes, I can

crumble: No, you can't

sapphire: Yes, I can

crumble: No, you can't

sapphire: Yes, I can

crumble: Anything you can say I can say softer

sapphire: I can say anything softer than you

crumble: No, you can't

sapphire: Yes, I can

crumble: No, you can't

sapphire: Yes, I can

crumble: No, you can't

sapphire: Yes, I can, yes, I can

crumble: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker

sapphire: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker



crumble: I can jump a hurdle

sapphire: I can wear a girdle

crumble: I can knit a sweater

sapphire: I can fill it better

crumble: I can do most anything

sapphire: Can you perhaps fly

crumble: No

sapphire: Neither can I